all the lonely people...where do they belong?

talk to me: jenn08[at]msn[dot]com

Oct 23, 2008 10:07am

“ I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?’ To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked. ” - David Sedaris on undecided voters

Apr 7, 2008 8:46pm

HULU.com

whoa. practically every t.v. show is on here. and it’s FREE.

i don’t think i’m ever leaving my house now

Apr 4, 2008 12:05pm

“ I find it exceedingly strange that a group of conservative and libertarian-oriented think tanks — groups that argue for less government — have embraced highways and roads as a solution to traffic congestion and a general boon to living. In the same breath, they usually attack mass-transit spending, particularly on trains. They seem to see a highway as an expression of the free market and of American individualism, and a rail line as an example of government meddling and creeping socialism. ” -

Governing: The Hypocrisy of Libertarians Who Love Highways (via kenyatta)

or that they’re also for tapping the phones and putting cameras up everywhere in public….

Apr 3, 2008 12:44pm

florencio:

arboles electricos
electric trees

Apr 2, 2008 1:11pm

how is it possible that i wake up every day with donald trump comb-over hair?

Apr 2, 2008 12:36pm

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

oh so entertaining.

but wouldn’t being with douchebags make a chick not so hot??

Apr 2, 2008 10:26am

“ Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve. ” - Coco Chanel (via sarahcroberts)

Mar 31, 2008 10:30am