November 2010
1 post
“I love you from here to the moon.”
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
4 posts
August 2010
1 post
someone once wrote this for me.
beams. a warm divider. mixed. the grounds were wet from our shoes and laces. a plucked dandelion. the lawn. the street. the sprinklers on and off. the gravel. the mist. i was supposed to be home before eleven. grounded. i’m sorry. out. third. home. safe.
October 2009
4 posts
I want.
amberpants:
“I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they...”
– David Sedaris on undecided voters
April 2008
6 posts
HULU.com →
whoa. practically every t.v. show is on here. and it’s FREE. i don’t think i’m ever leaving my house now
“I find it exceedingly strange that a group of conservative and...”
– Governing: The Hypocrisy of Libertarians Who Love Highways (via kenyatta) or that they’re also for tapping the phones and putting cameras up everywhere in public….
how is it possible that i wake up every day with donald trump comb-over hair?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ →
oh so entertaining. but wouldn’t being with douchebags make a chick not so hot??
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at...”
– Coco Chanel (via sarahcroberts)
March 2008
34 posts
Police: 'Grandpa' Dealt Drugs From Apartment For... →
mascarah: soupsoup: lfarm: I found it. The...
“Why sensible feminists have not figured out how to band together and write press...”
– The Smart Set (via m-star)
Guilty Obsession #1
alanajoy: I am going to start admitting to my guilty obsessions! Come on, they’re fun. I’m supposed to be getting ready right now but I’m procrastinating. Real Housewives of the OC was an obsession of mine, and now Real Housewives of New York has taken its place. I admit, none of the NY ladies can compare to Tammi, Jo, or Tamra in the looks department. But the NY ladies are much more glamorous....
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes ‘Awww!’” ...
“Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before; sing as though no one can hear you; live as though heaven is on earth.” —Souza
surprisingly, i feel okay even though i’m $333 negative in my checking account, only $15 cash to my name and a car with barely 1/3 of gas in it.
i have a feeling all is not lost…
for a week now, i’ve been trying to suppress my out of control cupcake craving. and all of you tumblr mother effers keeping posting pictures of them. it’s torturing me!!!
last year petsmart almost wouldn’t let me hold a rabbit because you have to be 18 years or older.
i’m 27.
maybe i should consider being a decoy on NBC’s “To Catch a Predator”
“You know you’re in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20...”
– so fucking true. SO TRUE. From Be Kind Rewind. (via onemoretimewithfeeling) (via mascarah) (via joshruben) Exactly… (via lovepuppy) (via meaghano) i am normal!
totally drunk dialed the black lips last night. don’t think they were amused. and that says a lot since those dudes like piss and vomit on stage regularly.
never mistake quiet men for being GOOD men
Weekend Wars—MGMT
as a punishment for eating a handful of chex mix and the four homemade banana cookies (although fairly healthy—wheat flour, nuts, pinch of sugar, fruit) i am going to force myself to actually make my bed and vacuum. at least i didn’t have any chocolate today. or did i?
